So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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