i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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