Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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