i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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