Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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