No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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