flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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