goodnight i made you a song goodbye
barbara walters just said penis...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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