From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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