maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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