bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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