i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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