nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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