Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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