I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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