Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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