yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
