i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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