You're a womanizer and a bitch.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
