Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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