Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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