we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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