One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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