But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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