After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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