He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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