did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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