Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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