I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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