I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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