I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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