it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
only you would photoshop your dick
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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