You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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