She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
