My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
