I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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