i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
birth control should be required to get into college
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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