you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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