My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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