Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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