The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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