Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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