the new term for farting is butt boxing.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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