cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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