u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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