bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
