what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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