watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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