somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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