M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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