Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
3 2 1 whiskey
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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