have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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